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got milk?

07.24.2008

So 5 years ago, when my buddy Trevor was renting a room from me, we decided to do a little science experiment. You see, I have a refrigerator out in my garage, that is basically just there to store frosty beverages. There's no food of any kind stores in there, just beer, soda and wine. Oh, and milk.

In June of 2003, when an unopened gallon of milk expired, we decided to put it in the outside fridge, and see if anything would happen to it and planned on reporting the results.

Then we forgot about it. It was way in the back behind some bottles of 2 buck chuck (which is probably vinegar by now). I found it when I was cleaning the garage a few months ago, but then wanted to blog about it after it was 5 years expired. Then I forgot about it again until just the other day.

So here it is:

From what I can tell, the milk has separated, and most of it is clear-ish, with sediments gathering around the handle and the bottom. I didn't want to take it out of the fridge for fear that the plastic bottle would bust and I'd have sour milk all over the place.

I am now wondering what should I do with it? Should I send it to Fear Factor and see if they want to dare their contestants to drink it? Should I just shoot video of people smelling it when we take the lid off? Should I call in a Haz-Mat unit and ask them to dispose of it? I'm afraid to just throw it in the trash. Should I try to go for 10 years? Maybe the Jack Ass guys could have some fun with it? Help me out folks... leave me some suggestions below.

Wanna know something crazy? I love milk so much that even seeing this nasty milk doesn't make me not want to have milk. (I just don't want this milk).

Speaking of milk, the first person who can identify the movie this line came from can be my new BFF (no fair using Google or any other cheating by using the web):

"No milk, will ever be our milk."

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